Help 4 Hemroids??????


Precious , Wednesday, 28th of July 2010 09:41:48 AM

I've developed a rather large and uncomfortable growth just between my 
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liquid & solid dispensers and l just can not seem to get it to go away. So 
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far, I've been sticking to a solid regiment of Preparation H and prayer 
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therapy, but it just keeps getting bigger and bigger. My husband has 
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recommended l go see Benny Hinn, but l thought I'd check with the medical 
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community first. Do you think his prayers will heal me any faster than my 
local pastor is will? I am asking you all because you all know facts and 
stuff, so you should know whos prayers work the best. Thanks in 
advance!
 
 
 
 
 

LIEING SMILE , Thursday, 29th of July 2010 07:58:37 PM

I really do not think that ur problem is haemarroids from what  
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you describe, sounds to me that you may have a sebcutainous cyst growing.  
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This a small sinal cyst that becomes infected also known as a Bartholomew  
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is cyst,this will inflame & enlarge & requires medical attention,  
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(spelling may not be correct her) it is an extremely pain full irritating  
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& most annoying embarrassing medical condition.  
See ur G.P. for antibiotics. You may get away with just that, however in  
the long run if it is a repetitive syndrome may have to be lanced.  
Sorry, not the nicest of conditions.  
 
 
 
 
 

BABY BUNNY , Friday, 30th of July 2010 05:58:40 PM

it sounds like a butt boil.you need to have it anointed with  
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oil.  
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runeamok.rotfl.not the roids you are looking for.lol  
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Yobo , Saturday, 31st of July 2010 02:28:23 AM

you probably need to have surgery on your anus to get rid of  
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the hemrode  
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J.D , Sunday, 1st of August 2010 05:53:08 AM

See a doctor!  
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Geezer Gums , Monday, 2nd of August 2010 07:55:17 PM

I would recommend a daily regimen of vigorous anal sex until  
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the growth goes away.  
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Baby Dip , Tuesday, 3rd of August 2010 10:58:42 PM

I am sorry, I can not get past ''liquid and solid dispensers.''  
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I just spit out some of my lunch in uncontrollable giggling.  
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Herbie , Wednesday, 4th of August 2010 07:11:01 PM

The best thing to do is buy your self some benefiber it is  
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clear, and put a table spoon a beverage of your choice twice a day. Do  
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this for about a week and you should notice a difference.  
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When dispensing don't strain and try not to be there for an extended  
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period of time. Probably need to pat with TP vs wiping that may cause you  
more pain.  
 
Fiber will naturally repel the hemroid, it looks worse that it actually  
is.  
 
 
 
 
 

baby cakes , Thursday, 5th of August 2010 09:27:16 AM

These are not the roids you're seeking.  
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Cakey , Friday, 6th of August 2010 12:11:25 AM

are you roaming?  
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Bub , Saturday, 7th of August 2010 11:55:04 PM

Funny. It is about your faith not the preachers. if you really  
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have this . Do a colon cleaning and feet up or a ss in the air and cold  
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packs.  
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GOD BLESS  
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atchi & sitchi , Sunday, 8th of August 2010 02:41:12 PM

Well, first off that is not a hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoids occur in  
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the rectum & not in the area between ur two orifices. I believe in the  
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power of prayer; however, I also believe that God gave us the brains to  
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take care of ourselves & that includes using the individuals known as  
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medical Doctors to help us with our ailments. Therefore, my suggestion is  
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that you see a doctor because it could be something as minor as a cyst or  
something as major as a tumor.  
Good Luck  
 
Also, God doesn't expect payment for his miracles & if someone says you  
have to pay to get them to pray for you or for God to bestow a miracle on  
you, then you are asking the wrong people.  
 
 
 
 
 

Hell Hound , Monday, 9th of August 2010 08:20:44 PM

Bless your heart. Have you tried Master Prophet Peter Poppoff?  
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He will send you a packet of stuff to put under your pillow at night along  
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with precise instructions on how to get the lord to hear your prayer! No  
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matter how much money he asks for, remember, doctors are expensive, but a  
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miracle is priceless and well worth the wait!  
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Scruffles , Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 06:19:10 AM

try burning it off.  
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Hot chilie , Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 05:45:13 PM

shouldn't this be in the RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY SECTION?  
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Pink (or sometimes Pinkpink) , Thursday, 12th of August 2010 05:36:31 AM

Try as you might, I still find you hot. Even after this.  
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Slightly less hot, but hot nonetheless.  
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Cherry , Friday, 13th of August 2010 07:10:11 AM

I don't think it is hemorrhoids, just based on where it is  
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located. I have hemorrhoids, and that is not where they're located. But  
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I could be wrong, I am not a doctor.  
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But, what are you waiting for? Yes, definitely go see a doctor!  
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Chickabiddy , Saturday, 14th of August 2010 12:25:09 AM

ill keep praying as well  
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god please alleviate mrs rages painful problem in her nether region  
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amen  
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Waffle-Babe , Sunday, 15th of August 2010 07:14:23 PM

You should probably continue with heavy amts. of preparation  
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H,I,J, K & L. It would be a good idea to wear a jock  
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strap,too,(backwards,of course!).  
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock , Monday, 16th of August 2010 11:15:37 AM

Pray is not going to cure you. A doctor however can help you.  
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If not stay in pain.  
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Buttmonkey , Tuesday, 17th of August 2010 11:00:36 AM

i heard that if you get your husband to perform oral sex that  
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it takes any stinging away. if it doesn't sting, then that might mean it  
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SpongeBob , Wednesday, 18th of August 2010 05:16:35 AM

creams are good and reduce the stress  
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Jake-a-saur , Thursday, 19th of August 2010 01:20:24 PM

I am sure Benny Hinn can help you. There may be people who  
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roll into--and out *of*--the wheelchair area, but 'roids are his  
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specialty!  
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Bhubs , Friday, 20th of August 2010 05:24:59 PM

Well that doesn't sound comfortable at all. Could it be a  
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sexually transmitted disease? You can get those if you either have sex  
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such activities.  
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Beamer , Saturday, 21st of August 2010 04:24:37 PM

Quit pushing them out so hard! ;-)  
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The only thing that makes them go away is time. I think Benny Hinn causes  
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hemorrhoids. You should watch Benny Hill instead.  
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Gir , Sunday, 22nd of August 2010 04:01:18 PM

I think that if you keep praying hard enought it will just  
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disappear. I mean if you can will a huricane to change paths, what is a  
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little knot of blood?  
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Ger Bear , Monday, 23rd of August 2010 03:53:03 PM

GROSS! go see a damn doctor geeze  
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